Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He felt like a one man threesome
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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