that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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