Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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