I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i think my cat just said my name.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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