have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
