I bet he comes in French.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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