just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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