Please, let me fuck your mom
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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