I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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