margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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