Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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