i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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