It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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