The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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