God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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