I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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