She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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