How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Randomize
