wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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