I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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