She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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