how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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