You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
