let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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