was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
there is glitter all over my balls
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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