Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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