fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
