Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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