just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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