so that wasnt chicken after all
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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