haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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