it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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