is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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