What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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