Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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