I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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