Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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