NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
