I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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