I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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