I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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