sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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