I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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