oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My bed smells like the plague
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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