This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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