Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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