So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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