And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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