you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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