She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
