Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish i was in the wii world.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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