did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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