I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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